A letter a day to number 10. No 1,352
Wednesday 24 February 2016.
Dear Mr Cameron,
There is a saying, “In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.” It is disputed as to who may or may not have coined that saying, but at least it makes a valid point unlike your party of the utterly pointless.
The in/out referendum isn’t even days old yet and what have we got? Bedlam! And all from one party, yours. Utter and total chaos.
We have the gang of five, Michael Gove, Chris Grayling, Priti Patel, Iain Duncan Smith and John Whittingdale, smug as rats at a food waste dump, spouting negatives as if they had any meaning at all, claiming your European ‘deal would not stem the flow of migration, safeguard the City of London or even be legally enforceable’.
Boris Johnson! I’ll let former Conservative MP Jerry Hayes have the say on him. “Boris Johnson has proved beyond all reasonable doubt that he is a copper bottomed, double dealing, hypocritical little shit. For a man thirteen days ago who wrote eloquently of all the reasons we should stay in the EU and who weeks previously had made it fairly clear that he wanted to remain, the reek of u turned burnt rubber and the aftershave of political greed infects the air.”
Iain Duncan Smith, the greatest threat to Britain’s national security at this time, claims, in a nutshell, that remaining in the EU is a threat to national security and we’ll be overrun with migrant fiends plotting our destruction. In Smith’s opinion, “This open border does not allow us to check and control people who may come and spend time. We see what happened in Paris where they spent ages planning and plotting. Who is to say it is not beyond the wit of man that those might be already thinking about that” Who is to say indeed and I wish he hadn’t bothered. What a complete, witless, negative and pointless waste of space!
In a foreword to your 43 page white paper, laughingly referred to as, ‘reform plans’ you have apparently written, “Leaving Europe would threaten our economic and our national security.” At least you and IDS agree on one thing, everything that ever existed, from Jeremy Corbyn to the Teletubbies, is a threat to our national security.
Well done! Well done all of you. You’ve made a mockery of this referendum and are mocking the good people in this country. You might as well explain the benefits of fire by saying, “It could burn you and your house down. Now write and essay on the benefits of fire in human development.” And just for the record, with Iain Duncan Smith running the DWP the least of our worries is terrorism from Johnny Furriner.